Jon Olsen (burnunit) wrote,
Jon Olsen
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dreamed that I was selling diversity training and products to NASCAR. the person from NASCAR's HR dept was Jack Black in Nacho Libre--just his face, hair, and build so he had the voice of someone else; and he was dressed in a short sleeved shirt with a bad tie. he was very excited to get something and he was proud to say that his budget was (whispering intently) "thirty nine thousand." I was mentally counting a commission in my head on that figure and I promised him we would find "the right solution, probably a combination of platform training and a wonderful online resource we have."

I used to say that if I dreamed of work, it was a sign I should move on to another job.

But dude, Jack Black from NASCAR wanting to buy diversity training for 39,000 dollars? I'm sticking around for that shit!
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