Jon Olsen (burnunit) wrote,
Jon Olsen
burnunit

fun with memery

Taken from magicmarmot. . .

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?! Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Told someone you loved them? Drank alcohol? These questions for the people who are a little older.


What bill do you hate paying the most?
The late one

Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Mesa Pizza

What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleeping

How many colleges did you attend?
One + grad school

Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it's an undershirt. I don't think about that.

What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They're too high for the things I want. They're too low for the social change we need.

First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What?

Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Baby come home.

Do you miss being a child?
Once a week.

What errand/chore do you despise?
Dishes

Get up early or sleep in?
Early

Have you found real love yet?
Yes

Favorite lunch meat?
Beef

What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Sadder

Beach or lake?
Lake

Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Dexter

What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Barack FUCKING OBAMA

Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
More than one. I rolled a 78 Ford Pinto. No explosion.

Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes

Ring tone?
Old Phone. It's the only thing I can hear as a phone sound and interrupt my other noises.

Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Disneyland Hotel, the morning after a hell of a bender.

Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
South Coast. Where the lion still rules the barranca.

Do you go to church?
Lately, not much.

At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career

How old are you?
Thirty SIX!

Do you have a go to person?
Several.

Are you where you want to be in life?
Not yet.

Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
Super heroes of all kinds.

What about you do you think has changed the most?
My willingness and means to express myself.

Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life?
No. Fucking. Way.

Are there times you still feel like a kid?
Yes.

Did you ever own troll dolls?
Yes! Huzzah!

Did you have a pager?
Yep. Sometimes I miss it.

Where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager?
Pizza Hut for my mundane friends. The park and the bar for my "vice" friends (gaming, gambling, smoking, and drinking).

Were you the type of kid you would want your children to hang out with?
Kind of. Without the huffing though.

Who do you think impacted your life the most?
My parents.

Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you?
Ms. Hill, Mr. Donaldson, my mom, my dad, Mr. Coleman, Mr. Spiers, Mrs. Javersak

Do you tell stories that start with "when I was your age"?
Yes. To our daughter. Usually to get a laugh.
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